Tuesday, March 29, 2011


This post has been a long time coming. Every time I watch this show, I find myself laughing out loud, yelling out loud, and when it came to the finale this week...crying out loud. What can I say, I'm a sucker for a country wedding! With the end of the season, comes my recap. Lets begin......

JANELLE: I hate you. That's all. Not really.... there is more. I think you're the biggest idiot I've ever seen, and I've seen a lot of people in many different states. I wish I could say that your terrible yellow highlights were the worst of your problems, but I'm afraid those would be the easiest to fix. My favorite moment of your drug induced stupidity was when your mom kicked you out for the 27th time and you said to your boyfriend (ugh...we'll touch on that later), "I'll show her. I'll have more money than her. I'll have a nicer house than her!" Honey baby, you spent half the season homeless. You got fired from your job and at one point, your car didn't even have a front bumper! Glad to see on Enews that you got arrested for none other than the trashiest crime of all-- not public urination-- girl fighting. Your baby is cute though.

CHELSEA: You poor poor girl. I just hate that you have it so rough. I wish you had a rich parent to look out for you. Oh, I forgot-- YOU DO! Shoot girrrrrrl.... I'm sorry you get to drive around in a VW Beetle. I'm sorry your dad gave you A HOUSE. I'm sorry your boyfriend didn't want to hold your hand at the state fair (I'm also sorry you felt those shorts were appropriate for yes, a fair). The only guy your boyfriend surpasses is Kiefer, and he is a broke criminal with an afro. We won't brag.

KAILYN: Antwon Dotson would look at you and say, "you are so dumb. So dumb. For real!" I don't even know what to say about you. I just played two rounds of words with friends because even blogging about you bores me.

LEAH: You have come leaps and bounds from 16 and preggo! I have to admit that I didn't like you then because you pushed away the best thing you had-- a baby daddy that wanted to be with you! However... you saw the grass is greener on the other side of the mobile home and planted your garden! I'm so happy you got married and you were a beautiful bride. I not only shed tears of joy during your wedding, but tears of relief that you didn't wear your hair in scrunched curls with straight bangs, PTL!! Oh, and your daughter's pink glasses are presh...just presh!

KIEFER: Go back to jail... I'm pretty sure that's the only place you'll get a job. Maybe you can save up for a pack of cigs or an ink pen!

I'm simply on the edge of my seat waiting for the TEEN MOM 2 special with Dr. Drew! From the sneak peak I saw, Chelsea has better hair, which I'm sure her dad paid for as well. Oh man...

Saturday, March 26, 2011

Grab Your Coat!!

It's snowing at my parents in STL. My mom just sent me this picture, with the caption "and still snowing!

Bummer. This reminds me of college in Kentucky. The weather would have already warmed up, we were all tan from spring break, and you come home to a random week of snow in March or April. Yuck.

I'm meeting some friends at Pete and Sam's tonight for dinner. Hopeful for two things: this cold rain will subside, and there will be gypsies there so Elise can see them. Put on your velour jumpsuit and grab last seasons Juicy Couture handbag...we're going to dinner!!

Friday, March 25, 2011

Fun Foto Friday

Hmmm... must be nice. Henry is the first dog I've known in my 27 years of life that prefers to sleep with his head on a pillow. Must be his proper English heritage.

I've Started Blogging... I'm so 3008

Oh wow... I've been meaning to start blogging for a while now, but it seems like there is always something else more exciting-- like the Tory Burch boutique at RueLaLa.com or a Teen Mom 2 marathon (Don't even get me started on Janelle...). Or, my recent addiction, words with friends. One might assume I am soooo trendy with my blogging and such, that I have iphones on the regular, but that's not so. I still have an LG flip-- it's purple and scratched. I play this wonderful game on my ipod touch that I got last year. Very cool.... except that I don't have wireless internet at my apartment. So, I can only play words with friends at work or when I am able to jew my neighbors wireless connection, which is not on the reg. Bummer. I will get wireless this summer when my sister comes to live with me, but for now, I'm connected, using my laptop in the same comfortable, over sized chair that I did when I lived with my parents.

About this words with friends hooplah.... I love it. I love that I'm stimulating my brain, which gives me hope that I will chase off Alzheimer's for at least 65 more years. I'm getting quite good at learning that it's all about tile placement. I love searching those little squares over and over in order to get maximum value for my three letter word that has no vowel because I was given three H's, two G's, an X and a Q. Great.... and on top of that, some chick named Jana Filsinger pulls a real C.U.Next.Tuesday move and adds an I to make the word FIN.... for 60 points. Words with friends, not so friendly anymore!

Although the name of my blog depicts the furry loves of my life, you won't come here constantly reading stories about my dogs. Although, if you did, you'd love it.... just like I love reading about the things YOU love. To get to better acquainted with my four legged friends, here they are:

Harley, who is five and still bossy. We like to dance around the apartment to Savage's song "Swing."

Henry, just turned one and he is a big baby with an even bigger heart. He likes to eat.

I would say TGIF, but I work every Saturday. So, I will finally watch "The Town" which has been sitting in its netflix envelope for about 2 weeks. Ohhhhhh, and I just got a very exciting phone call from my sister Taylor, but it's a secret. Makes me want to go back to college REAL bad!